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I will now post everything that is on my mind.
List of poo I heard from other people.
1. Oreos have meth in them.
2.Men have milk in their nipples
3. General grievous is from the planet genosis
4. You fart every ten seconds.
5. Sand is just water going so fast that it turns it to sand (I can't believe he actually believed that.)
6. These are some computer/video game glitches I've heard that are probably made up.
--Gohome was playing boxhead when he quit and went on youtube to watch youtube poop. Then a pop-up appeared saying that he had to go back to the page he was on or something would happen. When he returned to boxhead a giant piece of spaghetti was writhing around on the screen and if he shot it spaghetti sauce would shoot out of it.
--one of my friends (who does not have an account) was playing halo when a gigantic grunt came out of nowhere and began to beat the crap out of him.
--He also claims that he was playing Portal Defenders on Mofunzone.com and it had easy, hard, and medium mode. He also can't beat the game, so he blames the website for taking the game and editing it to make it harder.
--Gohome was playing Territory War Online and his guy sprouted six arms, each holding a handgun, rapidly firing grenades that explode anything they touch.
7. Numa Numa, All your base are belong to us, Charlie the Unicorn, and all them other Internet memes were posted on youtube originally.
I will continue this list forever and ever. Unless I run out of crap to write that I've heard.
here are some other things that are on my mind.
Some of the weirdest things I've heard from my friends are:
1. Bynener
2. YOU FAIL.
3. There once was a genie with a big fat weenie and he showed it to his neighbors next door! They thought it was a snake and they beat it with a rake and now it's only five-foot four.
4. Stop asking questions or I'll put spikes in you!!! (Him)
You don't have spikes! (Me)
I will go buy some! (Him)
5. What are you saying? (Stomps foot.)
6. Why are you in your yard? (I was not in my yard.)
7. Put your hands on the gluteus maxims I know I can.
8. Yesterday I tried to turn five and I saw a person with spikes and I turned into a skeleton.
and more stuff.
I found some interesting wine bottles. One has no name. It just has a picture of a smiley face on it. Another has no name, either. It just has a picture of a question mark on it. And another kept on talking about this pancake, but I didn't really understand that because it wasn't a pancake it was wine.
And one more thing.
There turn out to be seven ancient elements: Water, Fire, Wind, Earth, Space, Time, and Soul. But if I don't find that info in any books or wiki or something, It's going on my list of poo.